Miley Cyrus — The New Face of Condoms?

Written by on July 28th, 2008 in Latest News.

What a excellent tale!

According to the New York Daily News, Lifestyles Condoms wants Miley Cyrus, the self-proclaimed virgin, to be the face of their new campaign — and they are willing to give her a million bucks to do it! Ha!

“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”

So, what does Small Miss Miley’s camp reckon about the offer? Well, they say that have yet to be approached by the condom company, but that it is something her and her camp would never consider.  

Jeez, so hasty. Lifestyles is even willing to sweeten the deal, by offering to give the pure teen a lifetime supply of their protection for ”whenever she decides the time is right.”

I really reckon she should do it! Really, isn’t it better than her going and getting knocked up, a la Jamie Lynn Spears, and then having to deal with that terrible press? Be proactive, Miley!

 

 

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