Obama urges major new stimulus, jobs spending (AP)
Written by on December 8th, 2009 in Latest News.
F*ck, YEAH! Uuuuhh…uuuuuuuhhhhh! YEAH, dogs! That’s wut I wuz talkin’ about, yo! Alright, ma man, Obama…he’s ma main homey! Every time me and my best buds, Leroy and LaShawn, sit on our porch and discuss the latest, fascinating episode of either Rachel Maddow or Keith “Bathtub Boy” Olbermann, we’ve always said to each other, “Maaaan, we need another stimulus-bailout bill, yo.” And now…and now…(starts tearing up at the sentimentality of it)…our greatest prez since Roosevelt has finally listened to us and called for more massive govt spending to help us poor and middle classes! Yessssss! Who da f*ck says dat Obama don’t be listening to no one, eh? Only white racists like Hannity and Rush and Limbaugh sayz so. I don’t even care dat such a new stimulus will increase the deficit to psychotic levels and that we don’t even know where we’re gonna print the fake money from to pay for this stimulus, as long as I can get a job in the white-controlled, racist USA, dog.
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