Patrick Swayze Punches Cancer In The Arse

The more eagle-eyed among you will have noticed that Patrick Swayze isn’t as dead as he’s supposed to be. Four months ago Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with a particularly vicious bout of pancreatic cancer that we were told would kill him within weeks. Now, though, PatrickSwayze has surprised everyone by looking remarkably healthy - so what gives? According to Patrick Swayze himself, his apparent recovery is a ‘miracle’. Miracle schmiracle, we say - it’s obvious that Patrick Swayze is doing so well because of a) impressive advances in oncology and b) Patrick Swayze’s realisation that royalties from sales of Ghost DVDs have rocketed since he got cancer and if he hangs around long enough he’ll be able to afford a speedboat.

Original post by AFP and software by Elliott Back