Shia LaBeouf Arrested For The Old Glug Glug Vroom Vroom
Written by on July 28th, 2008 in Latest News.
It’s weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that’s because he looks like he’s about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf’s adorable little puppydog face - it’s as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn’t stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
Original post by AFP and software by Elliott Back
